Lack of imagination

Some of my favorite Simpsons and Invader Zim's quotes [taken from the IMDB]:

Enjoy!

Homer Simpson: Every time I learn something new it pushes some old stuff outta my brain. Remember when I took that wine tasting lesson and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: You were drunk!
Homer Simpson: [laughing] And how.


[after finishing building a church]
Homer: Look at what a wonderful prison we've built for God.

Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man...
[laughs hysterically]
Homer: So to answer your question, I don't know.

Homer: What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.

Marge: [the Simpsons are touring Toronto, Canada] So, I see you drive on the left up here.
Tour Guide: No, ma'am. I'm drunk.

Marge: Bart, would you like to say grace?
Bart: Yesum! [Bart says grace in Latin]
Homer: What the hell was that?
Lisa: Bart's speaking Latin, the language of Plutarc.
Homer: [Homer looks blankly] Micky Mouse's dog?

Homer: [while watching a meteor shower] I wish God were alive to see this.

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Homer: Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.




Dib: [gasping] Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Now sit down.

[Zim's telescope is malfunctioning]
Zim: Gir! Come to the observatory!
[Gir's head pops out of ceiling]
Gir: Yeees?
Zim: What have you done to the telescope?
Gir: Nothin'...
Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?
Gir: I know, I'm scared too!

Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.
Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?

Gir: [disguised as a dog] MEOW!

Dib: You're just jealous...
Zim: This has nothing to do with jelly!

Gir: Your methods are stupid; your progress has been stupid; your intelligence is stupid!

Gir: [Zim's compass magnetically sticks to Gir] Aww, it likes me.

3 anotaciones motivantes:

scarlett dijo...

jajaj, dhu!

beno dijo...

cuando hay mucha hueva no hay muchas ideas y cuando hay mucha actividad no hay tiempo para plasmarlas... maldita sequía!

Vanto Y Vanchi dijo...

i used to enjoy this show.

no sé qué pasó.

gracias por tus lindos deseos!!